Good ol times.

So i been digging through some older files on my drives and i stumbled on the directory with pictures and videos from the time we visited Chris and Mark in Philly. That was some awesome retardness here’s a sample video :D

Anonymous citizens standing up!

The February 10th protests were a great success all around the world. Scientology is quaking in its boots. Anonymous is gearing up for further action. The next set of protests will happen the week of L. Ron Hubbard’s birthday. In the meantime, check out a great overview of all that lead up to this past weekend’s activities.

Dafinga’s Lame New Years Retort

So wow you sat at your house with your girlfriend like a 75 year old man probably bitching about those damn kids and their loud music. You are the lame now Dafinga. You have become soft. A year ago you could whoop my ass but now I can totally take you. Dumb picture coming up:

Cyndi Lauper

Geno’s SubsWho do you think you are Boyz II Men moving back to Philly? You think you can start talking jive just because you will be living near Gino’s subs? Let me tell you something, you smell like a horse’s ass. A horse’s ass I could whoop on! You probably had one sip of a margarita and started whining about how it’s too salty. Then you blew up your air mattress and started humping your blow up Darth Vader doll. You disgust me.

You are a douchebag!

P.S. Let me know if you are coming down this weekend and thanks for the champagne.

Sticking It To The Man

So I had a little incident last Sunday driving back from Dafinga’s house. It pissed me off real bad for about 20 minutes and then I was over it. But that doesn’t mean I wasn’t going to do something about it. Here is a letter I just mailed out to the Internal Affairs division of the Pennsylvania State Police.

To whom it may concern,

I am writing this letter to inform you of an event that took place at approximately 4:15p.m., Sunday September 16th 2007 on the exit ramp of 476 South to 76. The entrance ramp to 76 east was shutdown due to an accident. My girlfriend and I are unfamiliar with the area and did not see any detour signs upon exiting 476 south. There were three State Police officers standing on the side of the road (one white male, one black male, and one white female) so I decided to pull over to ask them how I could get on 76 east since the entrance ramp was closed. I pulled over to the left hand side of the road near the officers and rolled my window down. ?Excuse me. Do you know how I can get on 76 east?? I asked the officers. ?Get off the road!? exclaimed the black officer. ?I?m sorry?? I asked. The same officer then replied in an even louder more firm tone ?Get off the road!? At this point I was not sure what the officer wanted me to do exactly. As I sat there for all of two seconds trying to think if the officer wanted me to pull over more or simply drive away the same officer then stated again in a drill Sergeant like fashion ?Get off the road!!!? I just assumed that the officer did not want to help me and wanted me to continue driving. As I pulled away I heard one of the officers say ?I guess he didn?t want directions.? and a round of laughter ensued.

In retrospect, I?m assuming that the officer wanted me to pull even further to the side of the road although I was fairly certain I had pulled my vehicle entirely out of harms way. Whether I did or did not is irrelevant. What is relevant here is the lack of communication and civility displayed by the officers. As an employee of the New Jersey state judiciary I am surrounded by law enforcement daily. Never in my entire career have I been treated with such disrespect and utter effrontery by law enforcement. A simple ?Could you please pull off the road further?? would have sufficed. Instead I was vociferated at like a man caught mid-robbery.

Judging by the standards written on the Pennsylvania State Police website, I am fairly certain that this type of behavior is not what the department has tried to instill in its officers. ?Honor, Service, Integrity, Respect, Trust, Courage, Duty?. It seems that these officers have dropped the Service, Duty, and most of all Respect from your code.

Sincerely,

Vincent D. Merlino

I’ll keep you updated if I get a response.