If you Like Pina Colada then suck my balls

I think that should have been the title of the last post. I drank so many margaritas while i was in mexico I’m sure you could suck a pina colada out of my left nut at least. This work week has been brought to you by fuck its lame here. So OJ’s Birthday is this Friday and I’m getting ready by chugging vodka and drinking my own urine. Urine is sterile you sick bastards, its not like im watching German shit porn like some of you. I cant wait to see you all… From the floor.

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The Challenge

While it was snowing the other day my g/f and i motivated to go take some pictures of the neighborhood. And about 47 seconds after we were out it started to rain. Weee fun. SO we decided to hit up a Bar for lunch. You know a black and tan type of lunch. After a couple and after meeting up with a friend we somehow got on the subject of physical fitness. And although i have let myself go a bit (I.E. i have gained about 40 pounds working at this fucking hell hole of a job.) I still feel that im in decent shape. So anyway somehow we decided on a number what this number represents is the total amount of push ups and sit ups we have to do in a year. that number is 10’000.

While that number don’t seem like a lot. Its around 27 a day of each. It’s hard if you cant do that many in one try. I can still rock 30 push ups in one try but i used to do 40 3 count marine corps push ups. So i feel like a fucking jelly roll. After you reach 100 of each you have to place 10 bux in a jar. And at the end of the year were going on a trip to Mexico or somewhere with nice beaches.

Anyway, my total tally is 50 push ups, and 70 sit ups. Just started and was slacking all weekend. Ill keep you all updated as the number gets higher it may be interesting so see how many i can do in a single day.

On a total side note. The cod4 server is running the awe mod. Join up and try it out when you get a chance and leave some feedback. In the gaming forum, this is a majority rules dictatorship so voice your opinion.  Let me know what you would like to run on the server so you will play on it.