Witnessing Jehovah

As a new home owner, I am getting to enjoy the perks which come with having my own front door. Among them; neighbors asking for favors, delivery people dropping off goodies, and Jehovah’s Witnesses looking to indoctrinate me into their way of thinking.

Sunday morning, my wife was keen to alert me when a handful of zealous trespassers made their way down our block, knocking on every door. I decided to meet them half way, and joined her on our front porch. Within minutes a thin man with a face covered in pimples and a fat man lugging a briefcase approached us. They were looking to provide God fearing folks with some helpful information in the form of “The Watchtower” (a printed propaganda pamphlet).
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Believe in god or we will take christmas away.

This is probably how it would have went down in my house too. Stay strong there buddy.