Santacon 2008 This Saturday the 13th

SO its upon us again. Santacon. I wont go and steal all bills thunder with the details you can read those here.

Its the time of year we all wait for, the time where you can let it all loose and go a little crazy. Fuck the money, fuck the job, fuck a Santa.

Santacon holds a special place in my heart, After going last year i have to say its honestly the best holiday you can participate in. I mean what other holiday can you go to where everyone is smiling? Don’t say thanksgiving, Christmas, or Easter, cause I was there, and that fight between your uncle Jim and aunt Nancy was badass but not a happy moment.

Santacon is where everyone strives to be the most inebriated, and yet noone wants to deal with the repercussions of the next day. Its a day of living in the now, of striving for the moment. I made more 10 minute friends last year than i even expected pissible, we drank from a reindeer teet, fisted it and then went on our way. Its full on debauchery at its finest, and for those of you about to rock (the santa suit) I salute you.

I hope to see you all there if not ill send you my pictures.

sp1te

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Party, Party, Party

Pretty much thats the order for the day ladies and gents. We are fast approaching the Halloween party season, and i have a couple invites that are not to be ignored. If you haven’t got an invite to any party’s yet, post here shoot me an e-mail or im me, call if really want to be annoying. Magicbutter not only did they open up there new website today, there also throwing a party and they have a most offensive costume contest. I’m in it to win it. And just to give you an idea of how hard I’m going to roll I’m just going to let you know one of the ideas i deemed not offensive enough.
I was going to dress as mister T with SAMBO blackface paint.
blackface
I’m shootin for the stars i tell you!! its gonna be wrong wrong wrong.

The day after that party there is another one so next Friday and Saturday mark your calendars, fuck it mark Sunday off as well cause lord knows you ain’t doing shit Sunday after 2 nights of shenanigans.

Also this Saturday our very own el_spic is in town so we will be out Saturday. if you ain’t comin you need to,,… As my man Chopper says Harden the fuck UP!

that is all for now. post in teh forum if you want to party this weekend, and post here if your missing an invite for next weekend.

bbq, hookers at the point

Wow, what a weekend. So the BBQ was awesome, thanks everyone for coming. Id have most of your children if i wasn’t already spoken for. i have put more meat in my body than the whole hunters point hooker strip on a payday weekend. It was a blast, lots of new people and lots of drunk people always makes a good party. Does anyone remember what the lizard talking about fucking seahorses link is?

Umm, on Monday night one of dawn’s friends was in town doing a show, so i got totally blasted and couldnt get my ass out of bed yesterday. it was great. At least the kittys still love me.

See you homos later. im busy.