MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sperm, free apps, scary bear

So we went to go see the Fedor fight on Saturday, I had been pretty skeptical of this guy and i wasn’t sure that he as a s good as everyone says he is. And I was amazed. I can’t believe that a 5-11 dude could level a 6-6 guy in a single punch. It was awesome! Fedor is a bad mofo, And as my friend Lukas would say MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

I drank too much and the next day i felt like shit, someone needs to put a shock collar on my ass when I’m around the booze. Boozo the clown comes out and sometimes he can’t be stopped.

Link Dump:
MacHeist nanoBundle Offers 6 Mac Apps For… Free
First iPhone Worm Discovered, Rickrolls Jailbroken Phones
5 smart albums to help you organize your iPhoto library
MSNBC Having A Bad Friday (NSFW)
Dolores: Germany’s Hairless Spectacled Bear I just shit my pants.
Julie Boyde discovers she is allergic to husband Mike’s sperm on their wedding night

And now I give you princess Leia and her stunt double sun bathing.

Grand Theft Auto: DUI

Just wait till the end of this video … I almost pissed myself, oh wait … I did. If you haved played GTA:IV than you will find this extremely clever and amusing; if you have not played GTA: IV, than you will find it silly and retarded. Either way, it will make you laugh. Follow this link to watch the video over at Kotaku.com.

This NSFW long-awaited (and teased) Kotaku original video, conceived with a lot of suffering (and you’ll see it in the end) explores how easy, and hard, it is to do things drunk in GTA IV. And yes, we’re carrying it to a logical — and inappropriate — extreme. There’s more discussion (and spoilers? I feel stupid typing that) after the jump. So watch it on the front page — probably not around polite company either — and then go looking for more.

Why does OJ taste better with Beer?

I don’t really know why, but Hemp and Cannonball …. whats better than that!