MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sperm, free apps, scary bear

So we went to go see the Fedor fight on Saturday, I had been pretty skeptical of this guy and i wasn’t sure that he as a s good as everyone says he is. And I was amazed. I can’t believe that a 5-11 dude could level a 6-6 guy in a single punch. It was awesome! Fedor is a bad mofo, And as my friend Lukas would say MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!

I drank too much and the next day i felt like shit, someone needs to put a shock collar on my ass when I’m around the booze. Boozo the clown comes out and sometimes he can’t be stopped.

Link Dump:
MacHeist nanoBundle Offers 6 Mac Apps For… Free
First iPhone Worm Discovered, Rickrolls Jailbroken Phones
5 smart albums to help you organize your iPhoto library
MSNBC Having A Bad Friday (NSFW)
Dolores: Germany’s Hairless Spectacled Bear I just shit my pants.
Julie Boyde discovers she is allergic to husband Mike’s sperm on their wedding night

And now I give you princess Leia and her stunt double sun bathing.

Happy B-day Dafinga

happy birthday dafinga you dirty bastard. Thanks for showing us a good time in Philly. Everyone had a blast and you blasting the toilet at the end of the night was amazing. I have never heard anyone power hurling like that, Your a fucking pro.

Quote of the weekend “I want to Get Drunk With Professionals” – Dafinga in response to his Fiance telling him that Raz and Myself were not coming cause we were busy. And when he asked for professionals he got what he wished for. Hours later between the Sounds of him puking and us wacked down his bottle of green Jameson. We devised the moral of the story, and tha is sometimes you get what you ask for, but its not what you really needed. LOL..

If you didn’t come you missed a great time, and you suck dirty donkey balls. At least that’s what Daemorok said about you.

Santacon 2008 This Saturday the 13th

SO its upon us again. Santacon. I wont go and steal all bills thunder with the details you can read those here.

Its the time of year we all wait for, the time where you can let it all loose and go a little crazy. Fuck the money, fuck the job, fuck a Santa.

Santacon holds a special place in my heart, After going last year i have to say its honestly the best holiday you can participate in. I mean what other holiday can you go to where everyone is smiling? Don’t say thanksgiving, Christmas, or Easter, cause I was there, and that fight between your uncle Jim and aunt Nancy was badass but not a happy moment.

Santacon is where everyone strives to be the most inebriated, and yet noone wants to deal with the repercussions of the next day. Its a day of living in the now, of striving for the moment. I made more 10 minute friends last year than i even expected pissible, we drank from a reindeer teet, fisted it and then went on our way. Its full on debauchery at its finest, and for those of you about to rock (the santa suit) I salute you.

I hope to see you all there if not ill send you my pictures.

sp1te

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Beer Bottle Opener: Hammered On The Job – Geekologie

Ohh Hell yes, its time to get my drink on and “fix” some shit round la casa.
beer hammer

Beer Bottle Opener: Hammered On The Job – Geekologie
If my father taught me anything, it’s that no home improvement project should ever be attempted without a copious amount of alcohol. So he would probably be ecstatic to see this bad boy — the hammer beer bottle opener. They run $15 from crazyaboutgadgets and have a bottle opener on the back instead of a claw.