Along the years I have come up with some tips on how to get better sleep, most of these come from the 10100 / lan party scene but i figure since i like you all id share them with you.

Slamming your cock in a drawer: this method may sound a bit painful but I have it on high authority that it really works. Listen to these quotes.
“FUCk me im going to pass out from the pain you ass hole!!!”
“Trust me it wont hurt”
“ Will it hurt”
Those might be backwards…

Going GAY, once you go gay your head is sure to hit the hay. Many a sleepless night I have ended up in the gay bar under the wily and unruly gaze of bear hunters. Seriously that’s the only reason I go there.. Honest..

Get arrested: Fact: in the wild wild west when they arrested a couple guys and couldn’t figure out who did it they would just wait and see who slept. Usually the guy who had little to no problems sleeping was the one who did it. The problem with this is you will have to get arrested with a bunch of people. But I have a solution get really trashed, and start giant bar fights / street brawls.

Get a teddy bear: it is well known that teddy bears or other stuffed animals lower your testosterone, and turn you partly gay so you can sleep better. Its also well known that they suck the souls out of small children and transfer them to there dark overlord trogdor. Use at your own risk.

Tell off your significant other: (if your reading this its probably your boyfriend: Homos) that he or she could loose a couple pounds. This will no doubt start the blab fest on their end and you should with a little practice, be able to block them out and easily fall asleep while they are yelling at you. The trick here is to get them so mad you head one of the following lines:
“I’m so mad I can’t look at you”
“Your face makes me sick”
“I’m leaving and I’m going to go to my x husbands house”
Wait if you hear that last one you probably can sleep for like 2 weeks straight, in that case the lack of yapping may be a wonderful sleep aid.

ALso on a side note we are looking to throw a LAN in may: Check the forum for more info.

So I’m eating breakfast this morning, you know chicken nuggets and porn sites. Getting my lazy ass ready for the day. Im searching the usual gay Asian porn sites you know the foot fetish / chicken suit stuff that everyone likes. Hello? Bueller… Bueller…. Alright y then.

So anyway, its all going as normal then i get that your looking at a gay porn site popup!!! So i quickly turn the sound down. Cause i want to check out what the gay porn site is all about. I usually do this after sending my money to the king of Africa’s son. And your not gonna believe this, well it should make sense after the mcgreevey incident, another republican, is actually a gay dude. Not only does he like the cock he is a porn star as well.
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So i read this on one of my forums i frequent. It was said that this was posted elsewhere first. It shook me to the core. I haven’t been more shocked, disgusted, and saddened by a story in quite some time. Without further adieu i give you “the nullo”

Questioner: I hope you won’t be offended if I ask you to prove to me that you’re a nullo. Just so that our readers will know that this isn’t a fake.

Mark: Sure, no problem. (stands and unbuckles pants and drops them to his ankles, revealing a smooth, shaven crotch with only a thin scar to show where his genitals once were).

Q: Thank you. That’s a remarkable sight.

(laughs and pulls pants back up). Most people think so.

Q: What made you decide to become a nullo?

(pauses). Well, it really wasn’t entirely my decision.
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