ok stupid, lets couch surf and rape deers!!

File this under stuff I already knew.. Am I right? Am I right!!!

According to OK Cupid’s survey of 552,000 user pictures iPhone users have more sexual partners

link: Slashdot Idle Story | Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex

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Social bikes? More like drunk bike jousting bikes!! it is so on!

A group of charming fellows have created something they’re calling “Social Bicycles,” a bike-sharing system that allows you to drop bikes off almost anywhere there is a bike rack, locate them, and access them with an iPhone app. And it’s all outside of the confines of traditional urban bike-sharing systems.

link: Bike Nerds To Create a Low Cost Bike Sharing System For New York

These bikes are going to end up in the river.. they always do.

Best quote of the article. “It only affects Windows systems. But you knew that already.”

Hold onto your hats. A new version of the Zeus trojan, called Zeus3, has wreaked havoc on thousands of bank accounts worldwide, stealing just over $1 million. The best part? There’s pretty much no way to detect the trojan if it’s on your system. Hooray for humanity, right?

link: New ‘Sophisticated’ Trojan, Which Is Undetectable, Has Emptied Bank Accounts Worldwide

File this one under where the fuck have you been all my life? Im in love, and ill suck your dick!!

The Hops Holster Can Ammo Pack($30) includes 12 insulated holsters and each one can hold a single 12-ounce can. “Next time you’re tailgating, camping or attending a BYOB party you can avoid those long, thirsty walks back to the cooler or the fridge by keeping a plethora of your favorite canned beers right on your chest” Awesome beer can Ammo Pack!

link: Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack | Gadget | Gear

I love this shit. You can’t even make this shit up. America Fuck yea!!!

Over the last four years the New Beginnings Ministries church has been protesting in front of The Foxhole strip club in Warsaw, Ohio. The strippers have now returned the favor and setup their own protest out in front of the church.

link: Strip Club Protests Church After Being Protested by Church

File this under a new way to get raped, and tortured!! right on if your into that kind of thing!

CouchSurfing: A Smart Alternative for Thrifty Travelers & Experience Seekers

link: CouchSurfing: A New Way to Travel

And last but not least Get some!!!


If you Like Pina Colada then suck my balls

I think that should have been the title of the last post. I drank so many margaritas while i was in mexico I’m sure you could suck a pina colada out of my left nut at least. This work week has been brought to you by fuck its lame here. So OJ’s Birthday is this Friday and I’m getting ready by chugging vodka and drinking my own urine. Urine is sterile you sick bastards, its not like im watching German shit porn like some of you. I cant wait to see you all… From the floor.

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Why aren’t we metric yet? America Fuck Yea!!!!

E-Reader Comparison 6 readers 19 features FIGHT!!!

Crack WEP VIDEO Cause your neighbors suck.

Make your keyring magical with a fucking unicorn!!! File this under best shit ever