If you Like Pina Colada then suck my balls

I think that should have been the title of the last post. I drank so many margaritas while i was in mexico I’m sure you could suck a pina colada out of my left nut at least. This work week has been brought to you by fuck its lame here. So OJ’s Birthday is this Friday and I’m getting ready by chugging vodka and drinking my own urine. Urine is sterile you sick bastards, its not like im watching German shit porn like some of you. I cant wait to see you all… From the floor.

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