OK, Is it just me or is there some strange fascination that fattys have with food? I was walking down the hall here today and passed the pantry, a place where i go to make coffee, tea, get drinks. And I know this next sentence is gonna blow your mind. A fat girl was in there making some food (strange isn’t it?).
Now this by itself isn’t a strange thing, its not unusual for someone that big to be cooking a double bacon cheeseburger with pancakes at 9 in the morning. But as i walked by i got a wafting smell it was some type of fruit. I was like what the fuck you don’t get that big eating fruit. Well I was correct, cheeseburgers don’t smell like fruit. it was the girl. watermelon of all fucking things.
Protip of the week:
if your fat, don’t make yourself smell like food.
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Well thats it for today. As Always keep it trashy san diego!
i love the video … really good!
they don’t smell like fruit on the inside, thats for sure.
I must say that is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time. And fuck fat bitches they smell like moldy cheese and perfume.