Dafinga’s Lame New Years Retort

So wow you sat at your house with your girlfriend like a 75 year old man probably bitching about those damn kids and their loud music. You are the lame now Dafinga. You have become soft. A year ago you could whoop my ass but now I can totally take you. Dumb picture coming up:

Cyndi Lauper

Geno’s SubsWho do you think you are Boyz II Men moving back to Philly? You think you can start talking jive just because you will be living near Gino’s subs? Let me tell you something, you smell like a horse’s ass. A horse’s ass I could whoop on! You probably had one sip of a margarita and started whining about how it’s too salty. Then you blew up your air mattress and started humping your blow up Darth Vader doll. You disgust me.

You are a douchebag!

P.S. Let me know if you are coming down this weekend and thanks for the champagne.

One Response to “Dafinga’s Lame New Years Retort”

  1. dafinga says:

    How dare you, Geno’s Steaks? Come on man … atleast say Jim’s ….

    btw … no I am not coming down this weekend and your welcome. I really love the Cindy Lauper pic, kudos.

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