I thought i had it bad.

The IRS is knocking on my door and I told them to fuckoff so many times that there coming in and I don?t even have any pants on. I owe so much in taxes that most people would freak-out and start kicking dogs directly in the nuts. It?s pretty ridiculous but ill tell you this ill survive. Ill just be broke dick Billy all summer. Something that I?m used to, it?s not like I always had a job that pays decent. I once picked beans in Guatemala and sang in a barbershop quartet for money. But that?s another story.

I could be like these people. 3 bike riders have been killed this month alone and 3 on Houston Street in 13 months. ?All I have to say is wow. That street is a fucking death trap, Watch your ass out there. A notable quote from another recent death is below.

Another recent cycling fatality was Dr. Carl Nacht, 56, who was struck by an NYPD tow truck while he cycled with his wife in the West Side Highway’s bike lane. Nacht died in the hospital Monday.

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According to standard procedure, the tow truck driver was given a breathalyzer. No arrests were made and no tickets were issued.

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I mean that?s where they want us to ride. The west side highway ?bike lane? is for bikes only. There supposed to have the right of way. But I guess if you run over someone on a bike it doesn?t matter. Your not considered human if you?re on a bike. The fact that bicyclists don?t have the same rights as either drivers, or pedestrians is strange. You?re in the middle, and more often than not you fall through the cracks if you get hurt. More on that here

So with all the wonderful bike news, who is going to critical mass this weekend? It looks to be a bigger one rallying for the bikers killed this month. I?m going and well if I get a ticket I get a ticket. Here is a link to the forum, let us know if you?re Rollin.

I just got off the phone with IRS there going to fuck me but it?s not as bad as expected. Just half way in, you know like a weak ass prison rape. No sandpaper no broomstick. It feels kinda good after you expect the real raw deal.

5 Responses to “I thought i had it bad.”

  1. MasterBongSooHan says:

    that sucks homes….i feel for you, i got audited this year and they are trying to stiff me with a $2700 bill…so much for tax relief for the working class…..

  2. GD says:

    a few links

    no taxes

    lawyers against taxes

    eventually something will give

  3. dafinga says:

    oh man … the tax thing really sucks ass!

  4. ouch man, good luck in getting that shit paid off.

  5. MasterBongSooHan says:

    i wonder if i get a tax break if i claim i’m a gay, pregnant, latino midget? thats got to be atleast 4 exemptions right there….right?

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